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I was trying to vote for my favorite inanimate object, since it says it's still open.
Yep, there are currently two open polls. The other one won't close until I'm ready for the next "favourite" poll.
i voted 4 he's pregnant......but.....actually I think the sword was like deseased or something and he's turning into a alien to
*blarging* annoy the *blarg* out of church....
p.s I HATE valentines day in my collage....
I think he's got radiation from the alien and that's turning him into another alien, but that's not an option....
Gotta be the key... I mean the sword. I actually hope he turns into an alien, cause I haven't quite had enough of that dude: BLARG!
I voted that Tex kicked him in the nuts. Because he has had it coming for being such a prick. Bow-chicka-bow *WHACK* OW SON OF A *BLARG*
I have no clue! I picked he is having a baby!
Yeah, Tucker's pregnant; no other option. (Except for one thing: why the hell did Church call O'Mally?!)
No, he called Doc. Bad thing is it's a two-for-one deal.
Please, it's Tucker. Totally just milking it.
But I really gotta say it's the sword's fault. Maybe he shouldn't have let it get attached.
I think its...I have no idea what it is......
Knowing Tucker, it was just something he ate.
Or some girl he picked up (equally likely)
He ate a girl he picked up?
Actually, I wanted to say he's turning into an alien, but that wasn't available.
*looks at stats*
Man, it is going to be so embarrassing if he's not pregnant. Personally, I can't see any other option being more fun.
A two-for-one deal? O'Mally is still inside of Doc's head, so technically, Church called O'Mally....Unless you're referring to Lopez? If so, then I stand corrected, and if not...I still stand corrected....I should've seen that coming.
I think he's turning into an elite personally, and i put that in the episode comments, but i like the sound of him milking it
Wait, if Tucker did start turning into an elite, he wouldn't be able to speak human, he'd just be saying, "Blarg, blarg, honk, honk" all day long. Who wants to hear that? (That, and his armor color would look ridiculous. Trust me, on Halo 2, I tried that color, and it wasn't pretty; I nearly about lost my lunch)
That must have been one hell of a kick.
I feel sorry for tucker.
It'll be awhile before his balls come back down from his stomach.
Well Vic is the coolest ever...hands down...no pun intended...not quite sure what that means. And Tucker is going to have twin daughters who will look somewhat like himself....
I say its Montezuma's Revenge.firstname.lastname@example.org
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how can Tucker be pregnant? He's a guy. He Love's Chicks.
or wait a second, why in one of the episodes were they talkin about Crunchbite's Penis? It makes so much sence now! Crunchbite probbly fucked Tucker!
Wow I never thought of it that way....
hahahaah Montezuma's revenge?
he's pregnant end of story,andy and him got to close
Yeah, Tex definitel kicked him... It was a long time coming. ;)
But then again, he sure is ACTING pregnant. Snippy, vomiting, hrmm... Oh god, I can't wait for ep76!
Being thirteen sucks, I can't even be a non sponsor! -_-
MAYBE HE HAS AN STD
IT IS WITH TOO MANY LADIES
If Tucker is pregnant then who's the father/mother of the child?
Wait. Why would Tucker have an STD? He's pregnant and that's that. Besides, it's not like that he has.... oh, shit. Never mind.
The general consensus is that the culprit is either the alien or sword, and I'm rather weirded out. It's very amusing.
My friend, who I recently converted to RvBism, is convinced that Caboose is guilty. XP